The Only Reason I Need To Keep Facebook

SocialInterview.com asked [Kasey Ann Vlahos] "What would Rem Phoenix scream on a scary rollercoaster?"
[Kasey Ann Vlahos] answered 'I fucked your wife!'

SocialInterview.com asked [Britt Winchester] "If Rem Phoenix was really rich, would you ask him/her for stuff?"
[Britt Winchester] answered 'Yes, I would demand we go watch ladies take their clothes off for money.'

So much for being a misunderstood anti-hero. Fuckers have me down to a science.

A tweak here, a turn there...

So most of you have a greater or lesser idea of why November sucks for me. Those that do, this one's just for you. Those who don't, go back to YP and check back in a few days, because I'm skipping over the elaboration stage of this blog and getting right to the point.
It's never fun to realize that the people you've cared about, and for the most part still do, aren't going to be around forever. So, before any of you work that last step, here's me telling you that even if I do suck at keeping in touch, you all still rock in your own ways and if I haven't forgotten about you after all the fucked up shit I've done to myself over the years, I'm never going to. Love at ya'.
...And no, I'm not dying. Stop looking at me like that.