Sunday, May 17, 2009

Blood is thicker than water, but not bullshit.

Y'know what's fun? A family reunion where seventy-five percent of the people in attendance are over the age of seventy, the few people under thirty are either doctors, lawyers or in high-priced colleges, and you're the only one with tattoos and/or piercings and/or a drug addiction that everyone knows about. Also, you're adopted.

It was the best two hour kick to the balls ever.

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