Hey, has everyone heard about the new Michael Cera movie (you guessed it, this is a trick question). You haven't? Well, I can't believe you hav--OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE NEW MICHAEL CERA MOVIE! Wanna' take a stab at how I knew you hadn't? It's simple, because there hasn't been a new Michael Cera movie since the first time we saw his first monotone, pathetic, cliche teen angst ridden character! For something to be new, it has to be unprecedented. It can't have been done before. Watching some beanpole with all the originality of a bucket of dirty mop water do the same shit in the same contrived nonsense isn't cinema, it's formula.
Fucking sheep.
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