A Change Of Ideas

To whom it may concern,

I, Remiel Enduro Phoenix, do hereby certify that my faith in the existence of at least one female whose sole purpose in life is not to A) destroy my faith in humanity, B) drive me to homosexuality, or C) increase alcohol sales due to the frustration brought about by amoral and/or inconsiderate actions, or any combination of the above, has been rekindled. Thusly, as of today, September 22, 2008, I am hereby lifting my ban on members of the opposite sex taking more than a platonic role in my life.

Thank you, and stop laughing at me.

Sincerely,
Rem Phoenix

You don't need to see my identification. These are not the cliches you're looking for. Move along.