Now you, yes, you, can be a hero just like me!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Drew. Drew, unlike the bastard who's writing this bulletin, is good people. Drew, not unlike the bastard who's writing this bulletin, has friends who occasionally are absent-minded and forget things.

Like his birthday.

Now, I'm not going to point out all of the times that I've made you laugh, helped you through some sort of crisis or otherwise gone out of my way to make your lives a bit more jolly. I'm not going to remind you how much it sucks to be forgotten on a day that, really, should be all about you. I'm not even going to guilt you into doing something nice by pointing out that this ten kinds of kick-ass and stand up guy's already had a hard time of things and deserves a smile more than most of the people walking this cursed planet. All I'm going to do is ask that you head on over to Drew's MySpace and wish him a belated happy birthday. Y'know, because it's the kind of thing God Jesus I would do.

And Mike Ness.